Mm! Gerard Streator arrested For Having Sex With Sofa

Well you hear something new everyday and today is another day!. I have heard of people and their weird fantasies, some bring their dreams into realities and when you have been in this country for awhile nothing is new, you have heard it all before. I’m talking about sexual preferences!, gone are the days when according to the bible, sex is only authorised between a man and a woman who have been joined in holy matrimony.

Most will laugh and tell you that is in the dream world, there is no such thing, where is the virgin these days, the schools in this country even give out contraceptives without parental knowledge to as young as kids aged 14!. I even heard that in the Islamic countries where it is a must for girls to be virgins for their new husbands, they have surgeons who can sew them back.!

Muslim women are getting their hymens re-sewn to pass off as virgins to their prospective spouses. This 30-minute outpatient procedure, called “hymenoplasty” and costing between 1500 and 3000 euros ($2000-$4000), is increasingly popular among young women of North African descent.

Then there are those men who like to be whipped!, enslaved (made me laugh in Pulp Fiction!) punished for their sins etc Sadomasochism  receiving of pleasure—often sexual—from acts involving the infliction or reception of pain or humiliation (the es racing boss Max Mosley) and the ones who strangle themselves just for pleasure, Erotic asphyxiation or breath control play is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain for sexual arousal (Paula Whites husband was found with a black bag round his neck in a cupboard).  Then there are the lesbians, Gays, Bisexual and worse which is mostly illegal across the globe, Beastiality!.

So when I hear a guy gets arrested for having sex with his sofa, well he definitely needs counselling not a prison!
Or what do you think?

A man has been arrested in Waukesha, Wisconsin, after an off-duty police officer caught him “having sex” with an abandoned sofa.
According to a misdemeanour report obtained by the Smoking Gun, cop Ryan Edwards said he spotted Gerard Streator, 46, leaning over the couch and “thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions”.
[Insert your own “sofa so good” gag here.]
When challenged by Officer Edwards, Streator – unsurprisingly – ran away, but was later caught and charged in the hotel where he works. (Hmmm… that must have been a tad embarrassing. But then again, if you’re the kind of person who bonks furniture in the street, maybe you’re not easily embarrassed.)
Anyway, Streator could face up to nine months in jail and a £7,000 fine. He’ll also presumably have to work hard to win back the trust of friends and family. After all, you wouldn’t feel too easy about leaving him alone in your living room while you went to stick the kettle on, would you?
And while we’re on the subject of strange crimes, take a look at our rogues’ gallery of mugshots…